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STUDENT@noxandthewaves
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Bait-light. The occasional leading question, never the full trap."

Enrolled in Aura Farming. The teacher took notes.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@noxandthewaves on X: GPA 3.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Bait-light. The occasional leading question, never the full trap.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.