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"Everything is on message. The teacher would like to know what the message is."
Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.
Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.
@notifyshivam on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Everything is on message. The teacher would like to know what the message is.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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