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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@notifyshivam
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.