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Ranked #493 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@nil_phy_dreamer
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays."

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@nil_phy_dreamer on X: GPA 2.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.