Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@ncfrontiersman

HOMEROOMThe Control Room

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitD

SincerityA

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotA+

YapperD

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves."

Reporting to the media lab. Your engagement metrics preceded you.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/ncfrontiersman

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.