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Ranked #290 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@natlapirate
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitF
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that want to communicate, not detonate. Rare and documented."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.