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Ranked #437 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@naquiuddin
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Half the feed sounds like a person. The other half sounds like a person's publicist."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school recommended. The teacher has outlined the improvements.

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@naquiuddin on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Half the feed sounds like a person. The other half sounds like a person's publicist.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.