Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@myththrazz

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitF

SincerityA

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.77/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/myththrazz

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.