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"Somewhere between funny and 'I see what you were going for.' Both are documented."
Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@msiekmoeller on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Somewhere between funny and 'I see what you were going for.' Both are documented.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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