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Official grade slip

Ranked #408 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@mrahmadawais
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityD
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.88/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Nothing gets posted here without going through approval first. By the same person."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

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@mrahmadawais on X: GPA 2.88 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Nothing gets posted here without going through approval first. By the same person.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.