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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@mooshy
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityD
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotD
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE1.88/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"No detectable shitposting in the sample. A shitpost-free feed."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed in the remix cohort. Original credit has been logged elsewhere.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.