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"Posts often enough to confirm the account exists. Not often enough to call it active."
Placed in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Assigned to summer school. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@mfurkanyilmazzz on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Attendance (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts often enough to confirm the account exists. Not often enough to call it active.".
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Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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