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Ranked #351 of 470 on X

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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@mat1_u
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The sincerity is not performed. The teacher took note on day one."

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@mat1_u on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "The sincerity is not performed. The teacher took note on day one.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.