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Ranked #208 of 554 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@mariojankovic
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review."

Reporting to the growth lab. The engagement metrics arrived before the student.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@mariojankovic on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.