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Ranked #442 of 520 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@manish_saraan
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review."

Reporting to the growth lab. The engagement metrics arrived before the student.

Summer school recommended. The teacher has outlined the improvements.

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@manish_saraan on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.