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Ranked #175 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@lucrbvi
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be."

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@lucrbvi on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.