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"Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny."
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Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.
@learnwithmattc on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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