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"Mostly authentic, with a few posts that feel like they went through an approval process."
Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.
Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.
@ldo_dev on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (B). Teacher's comment: "Mostly authentic, with a few posts that feel like they went through an approval process.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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