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Ranked #303 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@kuba_szw
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles."

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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@kuba_szw on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.