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"Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind."
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@koomai on X: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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