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Ranked #129 of 429 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@knotnoxus
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.82/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Writes like someone who forgot the audience was there. The highest compliment."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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@knotnoxus on X: GPA 3.82 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Writes like someone who forgot the audience was there. The highest compliment.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.