Doomscroll District School
reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"The voice is consistent and clearly theirs. No ghostwriter detected."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"The voice is consistent and clearly theirs. No ghostwriter detected."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
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Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.