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"Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles."
Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.
Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@kenneth on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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