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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@justrouzbeh
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA+
YapperC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves."

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.