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Ranked #382 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@justjunoesque
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Community participation is outstanding. The original thinking has been postponed."

Reply guy: more time in other people's threads than in their own.

Enrolled in Replying to Things. The teacher has questions about the originals.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@justjunoesque on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Community participation is outstanding. The original thinking has been postponed.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.