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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@justddev
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.83/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Two distinct voices share this account without explaining the arrangement."

Assigned to the optimization wing. The teacher follows the numbers.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@justddev on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Two distinct voices share this account without explaining the arrangement.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.