Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@justddev

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitD

SincerityC

ShitpostingINC^*

Not a RobotA

YapperC

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.20/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly."

* Shitposting: INC. Not enough posts to find the funny or confirm its absence.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Caption"No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly." my report card came in. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/justddev

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.