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Ranked #271 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@joshmanders
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitB
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The line between a genuine opinion and a planted argument shifts post to post."

Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@joshmanders on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "The line between a genuine opinion and a planted argument shifts post to post.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.