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Ranked #478 of 517 on X

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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@joebiden
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityD
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotC
AttendanceC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"No humor found this semester. The feed takes itself completely seriously and means it."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in Aura Farming. The teacher took notes.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@joebiden on X: GPA 2.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (F). Teacher's comment: "No humor found this semester. The feed takes itself completely seriously and means it.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.