reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"Engagement that amounts to nodding. The nods were enthusiastic. They were still nods."
Placed in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Not the grade anyone wanted. See the card for specifics.
@jjb2510 on X: GPA 3.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Talking in Class (D). Teacher's comment: "Engagement that amounts to nodding. The nods were enthusiastic. They were still nods.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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