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Ranked #10 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@jb_in_ie
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

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@jb_in_ie on X: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.