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Ranked #185 of 475 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@jahahsakit
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly."

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@jahahsakit on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly.".

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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.