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"Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise."
Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@iwahabshaikh on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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