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Ranked #38 of 356 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@istupidpreneur
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitF
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.93/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.