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Ranked #314 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@istupidpreneur
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassC
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Replies often but keeps them at the surface. Agreement is logged. Arguments are not."

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@istupidpreneur on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Talking in Class (C). Teacher's comment: "Replies often but keeps them at the surface. Agreement is logged. Arguments are not.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.