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Ranked #25 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@inv515
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA+
RagebaitF
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE4.03/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Started three conversation threads this semester that people are still quoting."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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@inv515 on X: GPA 4.03 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A+), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Started three conversation threads this semester that people are still quoting.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.