Official grade slip

Ranked #61 of 356 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@inglehoff

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitD

SincerityA

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperD

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.88/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every post is traceable to a specific person. The teacher finds this reassuring."

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/inglehoff

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.