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Ranked #380 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@indyfromoz
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review."

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@indyfromoz on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.