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Ranked #45 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@imnealol
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Good original content mixed with ideas the feed contributed without asking."

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@imnealol on X: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Good original content mixed with ideas the feed contributed without asking.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.