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Ranked #350 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@imharikumaran
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Joins most trends after they peak. The original posts are outnumbered but not absent."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@imharikumaran on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Joins most trends after they peak. The original posts are outnumbered but not absent.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.