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Ranked #127 of 454 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@imcowmoomoomoo
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves."

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@imcowmoomoomoo on X: GPA 3.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Talking in Class (C). Teacher's comment: "Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.