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Ranked #226 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@ideasbymanish
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitF
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The ideas are present. Their origin story is a matter for another conversation."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@ideasbymanish on X: GPA 3.22 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "The ideas are present. Their origin story is a matter for another conversation.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.