Official grade slip

Ranked #166 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@id_aa_carmack

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA+

RagebaitD

SincerityA+

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperB

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.65/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The kind of account that makes you close the app and think for a moment."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: original thinker. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/id_aa_carmack

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.