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Ranked #403 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@htahir111
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotB
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.88/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@htahir111 on X: GPA 2.88 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.