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Ranked #456 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@hsanat
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The voice has two settings. One is a person talking. The other is a person performing."

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@hsanat on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "The voice has two settings. One is a person talking. The other is a person performing.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.