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Ranked #140 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@hodgers
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@hodgers on X: GPA 3.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.