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STUDENT@hmzashezad3
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Borrows formats the way a cover band borrows songs. Faithful, but the originals exist."

Enrolled in Advanced Opinions. Seats were not limited.

Please report to summer school. The improvements have been described.

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@hmzashezad3 on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Borrows formats the way a cover band borrows songs. Faithful, but the originals exist.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.