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Official grade slip

Ranked #202 of 523 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@himanshulilhore
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sincere in bursts with the occasional post that sounds like it was written for a pitch deck."

Placed in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Earned it. No asterisk, no curve, no sympathy grade. Honor roll.

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@himanshulilhore on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (B). Teacher's comment: "Sincere in bursts with the occasional post that sounds like it was written for a pitch deck.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.