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Ranked #42 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@hicsfh
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitF
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.98/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@hicsfh on X: GPA 3.98 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.