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Ranked #194 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@heyfudji
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitF
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.