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Ranked #446 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@harimanok_
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotB
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work."

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@harimanok_ on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.