Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@hamzazulq

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

RagebaitD

SincerityA+

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.27/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The bit format is there, the timing is not. The teacher winced."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: sincere student. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/hamzazulq

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.