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STUDENT@graphtheory
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityINC*
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotINC*
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.58/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Sincerity: Insufficient data. Not enough posts to determine sincerity level.

* Not a Robot: Insufficient data. Could not confirm human or non-human posting style.

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.